Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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