Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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