Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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