did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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