Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm too high and old for this...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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