he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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