Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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