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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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