Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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