Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
