sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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