Yo dont text me then not text me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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