the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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