With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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