why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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