More tranny stories later!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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