They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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