they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
you made out with another girl for some wings
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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