The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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