I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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