I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
My life is pants optional.
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