Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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