I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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