there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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