Pappa wants mamma naked
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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