butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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