Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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