Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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