Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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