question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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