So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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