it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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