I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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