don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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