She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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