The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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