who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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