Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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