hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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