You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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