Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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