She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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