This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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