i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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