Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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