We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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