Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
only you would photoshop your dick
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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