Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I want a musical about memes.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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