That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Randomize
