Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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