The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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