is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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